Saturday, October 14, 2017

The Garden Gnome


 
 
By Ann Marie R. Harvie

 
The Davis’ toured the house with the real estate agent, Mr. Gray.

“We love it,” said Mr. Davis of the white, three-bedroom colonial. “Is there anything we should know about the house’s past?”

Mr. Gray’s expression changed.  His eyes went to the ground.

"Well...," he began. He shifted his weight and looked uncomfortable. He scratched the back of his head nervously before he said, "there's the gnome."

Mr. Davis frowned. "Excuse me?"

“The Garden Gnome outside,” said Mr. Gray. “The neighbors think it's possessed."

 Mrs. Davis burst out laughing. "Are you kidding me? The garden gnome is possessed?"

She went outside to the front yard and bent down to examine it. The paint was weathered, and there was a small chip on the hat.  He didn’t look very dangerous to her. "It's adorable!"  She exclaimed. "He just needs a little paint. He's not possessed, he's neglected."

Mr. Davis laughed. He told Mr. Gray that they would take the house. Mrs. Davis bent down and whispered in a low voice, addressing the gnome. "I'll take care of you if you take care of me, okay?"

She winked at the old gnome and left with her husband.

The couple bought the home and as promised, Mrs. Davis gave the gnome a good washing and patched the small chip on the hat. After, she gave the Gnome, who she named Gus, a new paint job. She found a nice shady spot for him under the Japanese Maple so he would be somewhat protected from the elements.  "There!  Good as new!  You look fabulous, Gus."

Weeks went by, and every time Mrs. Davis passed by Gus she would always say hi, as if he were a pet. When she tended the Maple tree and the flowers, she would always give him a wash to keep him like new.

One night, when Mr. Davis was away on business, a robber broke into the house. He threatened Mrs. Davis and began smacking her around demanding money. She fell from the violence of his attack.  She backed away from him until she was against the wall in the kitchen.  The robber came after her to attack her again.  Suddenly, Mrs. Davis heard a loud thud. A small yelp left the robber’s lips.  His head jerked forward and then he fell dead at her feet. Blood began to pool from the back of the robber’s head onto the white tiled kitchen floor.

Lying face down next to the robber was Gus the Garden Gnome, as if someone had thrown him at the robber’s head. Mrs. Davis steadied herself and got up.  She looked around but saw no one else in the house besides herself, the dead robber and Gus.  When she was able to gain some composure, she called the police. After she hung up, she stared at the garden gnome laying on the floor, not touching him so as not to get finger prints on him. She remembered what Mr. Gray had said about the neighbors thinking he was possessed.  She also remembered the bargain she lightheartedly struck with the lawn ornament.  Could it all be true?  "Thanks for keeping you end of the deal," she said to him.

The next day, Gus the Garden Gnome was in his usual place under the Japanese Maple tree. All of the blood had been lovingly washed away by Mrs. Davis.  As he rested under the Japanese Maple, he seemed to have a wider smile on his face as he stood guard of the Davis home.    

End

 
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